Expiration Date2006

Bessie:
First, we have some concerns. What's to stop you from abandoning this place once it's full? You know, weeds, blackberry bushes, wild animals? 'Forget about them, they're dead.' What's to stop that attitude? And what about land developers? What's to stop you from selling this place to greedy condo builders in the name of progress, who promise to rebury the bodies but instead just build on top of them, creating a poltergeist situation?

Municipal Cemetery Administrator:
Well, there are laws.

Bessie:
Laws can be changed. And once you're dead, who's gonna take up your case?