Expiration Date2014/I

Scout:
[while everyone is fighting a giant bread monster that came from Soldier's teleporting of bread] Hey, Miss Pauling. Oh, I am so sorry...

Miss Pauling:
[Looking up from the wires of a bomb cart she is trying to program] God, Scout, what for? Pressing the one button you're never supposed to press? Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that - [she spots the watch on Scout's arm] - Oh, oh! Give me your watch! [She holds her hand out expectantly]

Scout:
Yeah. Exactly! [he gives her the watch] See, that is where this all starts! No, actually, wait...

Soldier:
[he is interrupted by the Soldier screaming and landing nearby them] [proudly] HA HA HA! I TELEPORTED BREAD!

Scout:
[the Soldier is grabbed by one of the monster's tentacles and dragged away]... so that brings me to the point of this story, which is I like you, and you should probably be sitting for this...

Miss Pauling:
GUYS! CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!

Scout:
Miss Pauling. Look, my last few hours I just wanted...

Heavy:
[Struggling to keep the blast doors open for them to escape through] COME ON!

Scout:
Um, never mind...

Miss Pauling:
RUN!