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Avicena:
And I have to learn 200 pages from anatomy for the upcoming exam. Do you think I will make it?

Ivan Ivanovic:
Well, I will give you an example from my personal experience. Do you know my uncle? The one who killed himself?

Avicena:
Which one?

Ivan Ivanovic:
The one who blew himself up on a dam and then he caused a flood that wiped out the whole village. 300 people drowned back then.

Avicena:
Ah, that one. I remember. And then the newspapers wrote that people who commit suicide should in the future be more discrete. But then still some guy wanted to commit suicide by placing his tank truck on the railroad, but then changed his mind in the last minute and jumped out from the truck, while the train crashed into it. Half of the town was in flames, 300 people died.

Ivan Ivanovic:
Yes, that uncle! That day, when he blew himself up on the dam, there was a huge flood. And I suddenly got this urge for a croissant with marmalade. But what now? the whole town was affected, you could not go anywhere, the water was up to here, man. And what not. I was all soaked, a cold and so on. Yet, I still somehow managed to get to the bakery. But it turns out that the bakery is closed due to the flood. Give me a break... What now? I take a brick, throw it through the window, take a few croissants and go my way.

Avicena:
OK, Ivan, what does this have to do with my exams?

Ivan Ivanovic:
Well, Avicena... If I was able to go to that bakery and croissants in all that chaos, then you are also able to get your diploma.