Felidae1994

Francis:
Let me guess. This latest victim's also a tom, just like the other 4 stiffs.

Blaubart:
Smartass. How the hell did you know that?

Francis:
It's a guess, but an educated one.

Blaubart:
Anyway this time it's tight-assed Deep Purple that's taken out his last rat. His throat looks exactly though someone decided to test an ice pick to see if it works.

Francis:
One question, was he castrated?

Blaubart:
Purple had his jewels intact, but, he couldn't get it up anymore.