Filler!2008

Professor Okembje:
Every day we raze billions of trees to make wrappings for food that we discard with ignorance. The destruction of our own planet is sinisterly tied to the stuffing of our own obscene faces with barely edible slop. I have determined that our current behavior of unmitigated mastication is outmoded and corrupt. I shall bring eating into the 22nd century with my revolutionary food teleporter, which shall end famine and waste forever!