Find Me Guilty2006

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
See, I-I'm not understanding this. You're saying from the back slappin' and the kissing, you knew that they were Italian?

Michael Kerry:
Well, it was an Italian restaurant.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
Did they all have black hair?

Michael Kerry:
Uh, yeah, yeah. From what I remember, yeah.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
Could they have been Spanish, Greek, Jewish?

Michael Kerry:
Not with Nick Calabrese at the head of the table, no.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
You saying Nick only eats with Italians?

Michael Kerry:
No, I'm not saying that.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
What if I told you I went into a restaurant and there was nothing but Irish guys there? And you says, "How'd you know they were Irish?" And I says, "'Cause they were all drunk and vomiting all over the floor."

Sean Kierney:
Objection, Your Honor! Badgering the witness!

Judge Finestein:
Mr. DiNorscio.

Michael Kerry:
No, it's all right, Judge. Look, Mr. DiNorscio. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, chances are it's a duck.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
If it talks like an a**hole, looks like an a**hole, [talks into the microphone] chances are it's an a**hole.

Sean Kierney:
Objection, Your Honor! This behavior cannot be tolerated!

Judge Finestein:
Mr. DiNorscio, I am fining you $5,000 for contempt of court!

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
That's what I got, Your Honor. I got contempt for this court. You should've stopped him before with all the Italian sh*t.

Judge Finestein:
You are now fined 10,000! Wanna try for 15?