Fired Up!2009

Nick Brady:
Let's bet how many times he says 'sh*t.' I say seven.

Shawn Colfax:
No way. Ten.

Nick Brady, Shawn Colfax:
Hey coach!

Coach Byrnes:
You shitheads think you're the sh*t? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the sh*t outta ya! You pumped for football camp?

Shawn Colfax:
Eh, I guess so.

Nick Brady:
Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn't be pumped?

Coach Byrnes:
Don't mess with me shitdick! I'm gonna push ya like you've never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You're gonna sh*t blood out of holes you never knew you had.

Nick Brady:
Well at least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach.

Coach Byrnes:
No no. They changed it up this year. Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We're gonna get you shits conditioned! Bus leaves Monday at o' shithundred hours.

Nick Brady:
Which is...?

Coach Byrnes:
4:45 am.

Nick Brady:
Of course.

Shawn Colfax:
Unusual.

Nick Brady:
Mmhm.

Coach Byrnes:
Skip your morning sh*t and get down there.

Nick Brady:
Ten 'shits'. You win. How do you always KNOW?

Shawn Colfax:
It's a gift. I'm not proud of it.