Five Sesame Street Stories1985

Oscar the Grouch:
I love this crummy weather. Gotta chill this hot chocolate down so it tastes good and yucky.

Big Bird:
Hi, Oscar.

Oscar the Grouch:
Hey, what's the matter, Big Bird? It's a great storm. You ought to be happy.

Big Bird:
I'm tired of this plain, white snow.

Oscar the Grouch:
Yeah. Me too. I wish somebody would put some dirt or soot on it, or something. We haven't had any good slush all winter.

Big Bird:
That's not what I meant, Oscar! I need the spring. I'm sad and slumpy. I need the spring. I'm all goosebumpy. The cold and slush and all that sneezing? I hate the snow!

Oscar the Grouch:
Who needs the sun? I like it freezing. Let that wind blow! Oh, that's heaven, gloomy and deary. I love a day that is chilly, wet, and bleary.

Big Bird:
I need the days with the warm and gentle sun. This long dark winter is just no fun.

Oscar the Grouch:
It warms my heart to feel the frost.

Big Bird:
I want the warmer days I've lost, of spring, spring, spring!

Oscar the Grouch:
Well, forget it, feather face!