Flywheel2003

Jay Austin:
You're not getting anything on the carpet, are you?

Judy Austin:
Jay, we've got newspapers and towels down. He's being very careful.

Jay Austin:
We've just finished painting the carpet. I wanna do whatever it takes to keep it clean.

Judy Austin:
Jay, will you stop worrying about your precious carpet. Nothing's gonna happen to it.

Jay Austin:
What's with the attitude?

Judy Austin:
I don't have an attitude.

Jay Austin:
You do have an attitude. Should I not be concerned about a $4 000 investment?

Judy Austin:
Jay, just say the blessing.

Jay Austin:
Why don't you say the blessing?

Judy Austin:
Okay. Dear God, thank you for this food, your blessings, and the precious carpet we're allowed to walk on. May it serve us well in the years to come and be a beacon of hope to all those who live in the house after we're gone. Amen.

Jay Austin:
That was lame.

Judy Austin:
You're welcome to pray anytime you like.

Jay Austin:
Thank you for reminding me.

Todd Austin:
Dad, will you help me with my project?

Jay Austin:
You know, I'm getting kind of tired of this holier-than-thou attitude you've been dishing out.

Todd Austin:
Mom, can I have cereal instead?

Jay Austin:
Cereal?

Judy Austin:
Todd, honey, I thought you liked pizza.

Jay Austin:
You want cereal over pizza?

Jay Austin:
Yes, sir.

Jay Austin:
I don't care.

Judy Austin:
Okay.