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Daffy Duck:
[Dazed from all the mishaps he had to endure] I represent the something-or-other insurance company. Could I interest you in an accident policy?

Porky Pig:
Why, c-certainly.

Daffy Duck:
Our policy... What did you say?

Porky Pig:
After w-w-witnessing your unfortunate mishaps about the house, I'm r-ready to sign on the dotted line. T-t-there, now all I have to do to get a million dollars is get a b-black eye.

Daffy Duck:
Provided the accident occurs as the result of a stampede of wild elephants in your own home between 3:55 and 4:00 p.m. on the Fourth of July during a hailstorm. [Evil laugh]

Porky Pig:
I kn-kn-knew there'd be a catch to it. [Suddenly a pack of elephants stampede into Porky's house]

Daffy Duck:
Stampede of wild elephants! [Looks at watch] 3:57 p.m.! [Hears marching music outside; looks at calendar] Fourth of July! [Sticks head out door, is pelted with hailstones] Hail storm! Oh, no!

Porky Pig:
Oh, yes. A b-b-black eye. Pay me.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, no. It distinctly says "a stampede of wild elephants and one baby zebra." [Aside to audience] I just added that one. [Suddenly a baby zebra runs into the living room, trampling Daffy] And one baby zebra.