Funny People2009

Eminem:
Everyone in this f***ing room is either staring at us, wanting to take a f***ing picture.

Ira Wright:
[Ira takes a picture of Eminem and George from across the room] Yeah. Got it.

Ray Romano:
E-mail that to me.

Ira Wright:
I will. That's awesome.

Ray Romano:
Yeah.

Eminem:
Who the f*** is that guy right there?

Eminem:
[Eminem points at Ray] That f***ing guy right there.

George Simmons:
What? Ray Romano's bothering you?

Eminem:
Who? Ray, Ray who?

George Simmons:
Ray Romano, the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.

Eminem:
I don't give a f*** what show he's on. I'll f*** this motherf***er up, man!

George Simmons:
Hey.

Eminem:
Hey, Ray!

Ray Romano:
Hello, Marshall.

Eminem:
F***ing problem here, buddy?

[Ray shakes his head confused]

Eminem:
Would you like to f*** me? Is that what this is?

Ray Romano:
[to Ira] I don't get it, man. What's going on?

Eminem:
Would you like me to f***ing bend over for you right now?

Ira Wright:
[whispering] Say no.

Ray Romano:
No, man.

Eminem:
[to George] I just gotta always be on my toes, man. You know?

George Simmons:
I see that, but not with Ray Romano.

Ray Romano:
[to Ira] This is why I don't go out of the house.

Ira Wright:
I thought everybody loved you.