G.B.F.2013

'Shley Osgoode:
[pulling Glenn aside at a drunken house party] So, your... your friend Tanner won't tell anything about the J's.

Glenn Cho:
The... the... the who?

'Shley Osgoode:
The... the H.J's and the B.J's - pretty much any of the J's - but I've got an idea: You are gonna show me how.

Glenn Cho:
Oh.

'Shley Osgoode:
And it's not gonna count because you're, like, supes gay-mosexual.

Glenn Cho:
Oh-h, yeah, right, but...

'Shley Osgoode:
Shh! Just pretend I'm, like, some super-hot guy - like David Archuleta.

[throws herself upon Glenn]

Glenn Cho:
Oh... oh, David Archuleta? David, don't you worry. I'm gonna teach you all about the H.J's and the... the B.J.'s and the Jay-Z's and the J. J. Abrams.