Game Boys2008

Art:
The hell kind of f***ed-up Pac-Man is that?

Scott:
That is Pac-Man for the Atari 2600, and apparently you guys have about twenty copies of it there.

Ray:
Yeah, so use some respect, a**hole!

Art:
Uh, respect? It looks like ass!

Ray:
Yeah, you know what? That's the goddamn f***ing point!

Scott:
The game is legendary for its badness. It was part of the downfall for the Atari. I men, look at that sh*t. Seriously, look at it. You can't see the ghosts, Pac-Man looks deformed, and he's eating rectangles. How do you f*** up one of the most simplistic games ever made?

Art:
See, and this is why I don't play video games.

Ray:
Yeah, you just jerk off to Samus from Metroid.

Scott:
Yeah, until he found out she was a chick!