Game Boys2008

Scott:
But look, even you dated girls before who wanted part of Simon Belmont or Mega Man. Look at Brenda; she f***ing hated video games.

Ray:
She did give me head during Super Mario Bros. 3.

[flash back to Ray playing Super Mario Bros. 3 ecstatically]

Ray:
Yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES!

[Brenda's head lifts up from his lap]

Brenda:
Uh, are you almost done?

Ray:
I just got the third star. That's five extra lives!

Ray:
[cut to present] And I f***ing beat that game, too.

Scott:
You've been beating that game since you were nine!

Ray:
Yeah, but I haven't been getting blowj*bs since I was nine!

Scott:
Oh no, just handjobs!