Game Boys2008

TV Repairman:
Ma'am, don't worry your pretty little head. I know exactly what to do.

[grabs NES]

TV Repairman:
You see, the Nintendo is just like a beautiful woman. It just needs a good beating. Am I right or am I right?

Steve:
[makes cut off signals, coughs]

Nora:
What the f*** did you just say?

Steve:
Honey, he's going to fix the Nintendo.

Nora:
No, I want this greasebag out of my house!

[the Repairman puts the Nintendo back]

TV Repairman:
You must be a beautiful woman, because you need a beating.

Steve:
See, honey? He called you beautiful.

Nora:
I don't think that's what he meant!