Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties2006

Nigel:
You chaps know me, I'm no snob, right? But this cat is too much.

Preston:
That is an embarrassment to our whole way of life.

Nigel:
He's a disgrace to the furry race. "My pillow isn't soft enough, my TV remote won't work..."

Winston:
Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck but we just gotta keep him safe till Monday.

[ducks trumpet]

Garfield:
Yeah, my loyal and fragrant subjects. Please, thank you. Briefly, I hate Mondays. I hate 'em. Therefore I decree, from this day forward, there will be no more Mondays.

Eenie, Meenie:
What?

Garfield:
Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. Happy Tuesday, everybody.

Christophe:
Yeah, I think he's lost it.

Winston:
Like I said, we just gotta keep him safe till Tuesday.