Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties2006

Garfield:
Okay.

[jumps onto the table]

Garfield:
Hold it right here, all you animals. What goes on here, Winston?

Winston:
We're preparing the royal lasagna, sire. Unless you prefer another dish.

Garfield:
Did you say dish? Lasagna's not a dish, windbag. It's a way of life. A state of being one's perfect achievement. What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagna. What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rebel? "Let them eat lasagna." What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? "That's one small slice of lasagna." It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. It's what's for lunch.

Winston:
Well, it seems we've already mucked it up.

Garfield:
You just need a little guidance, that's all.