Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties2006

Garfield:
And there's the time I got hit by that car,

[scratches a line on the wall]

Garfield:
and the time I ate that six-day-old halibut.

[scratches another line on the wall]

Garfield:
That's only seven lives. I got two more. I'm gonna get out of this.

[a rock falls, creating a hole in the wall]

Garfield:
Bingo.

I, Claudius:
[pokes his head through the hole] Winston and I have come to your rescue.

Garfield:
Took you long enough. What, did you finally hear my stomach growl?

I, Claudius:
[enters the dungeon] No, but we heard your tiresome monologue. Bad halibut indeed.

[a rock moves, revealing an escape path from the dungeon]

Winston:
Let's get you out of here, your royal highness.

Garfield:
Winster.

Winston:
The solicitors are here. We have to move quickly.

Garfield:
Huh.

Winston:
Then we lunge in, your royal highness.

Garfield:
Yeah, you can drop that shtik, drool boy. I heard you and the bird. How about the "house cat" part? I love that.

Winston:
Oh, all right, all right, so we weren't exactly honest. We had to do it. What would you have done?

Garfield:
Save your breath, chubby cheeks. I shall abdicate my throne and return to my TV chair.

Winston:
You're our only hope.

Garfield:
The only hope of the hopeless.