Up in Smoke

Up in Smoke1978

Stars: Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Strother Martin, Edie Adams
Genre: Comedy, Music
Rating: R
Runtime: 86 minutes

Up in Smoke is a 1978 American stoner comedy film directed by Lou Adler and starring Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Edie Adams, Strother Martin, Stacy Keach, and Tom Skerritt. It is Cheech & Chong's first feature-length film. Cheech & Chong ha… more »



Pedro:
Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens.

Man Stoner:
What's the Immigration Service doing here, man?

Pedro:
My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border.

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