Geordie1955

Postman:
Do ye know thought that came to me on the way up?

Geordie:
What?

Postman:
You're a big fella sure enough, but maybe almighty providence would've made you just as big if you'd never done any exercises at all.

Geordie:
That's no very likely.

Postman:
No, but it's a comical thought.

Geordie:
I wouldnee say comical. The exercises was a big expense.

Postman:
[laughs as he rides off on his bicycle] Aye!