George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya!

     

George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya!2008

Genre: Comedy
It's Bad for Ya is the 19th album, and 14th and final HBO stand-up comedy special by stand-up comedian George Carlin. It was televised live on March 1, 2008, on HBO, less than four months before Carlin died of heart failure at age 71. more »


[about swearing on the Bible in court]

George Carlin:
Suppose they hand you a Bible that's upside down. Or backwards. Or both. Would that count?

[laughter]

George Carlin:
Suppose the Bible they hand you is an old Bible, and half the pages are missing.

[laughter]

George Carlin:
Suppose the only Bible they have is a Chinese bible, in an American court. Or a Braille bible, and you're not blind. Suppose they hand you an upside down, backwards Chinese Braille bible with half the pages missing.

[laughter]

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