George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing2005

George Carlin:
Now, I'm a big fan of the, uh, prime time crime shows. I like all of them, pretty much. You know, I like "Law & Order" and all the spin-offs of that. I like, uh, "CSI" and all of those spin-offs.

[cheers and applause]

George Carlin:
Yeah, because they're forensic shows. You know? And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there watching one of them shows, and the chief medical examiner turns to the lead detective and says "Steve, looks to me like after they killed this guy, the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about thirty or forty f***ing times."

[laughter]

George Carlin:
"Look at that. That there is a posthumous multiple cornhole entry wound."

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George Carlin:
In prison, it's a social activity.

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George Carlin:
Yeah, it's right up there on the bulletin board: checkers, handball, cornholing.