Get Smart2008

Bruce:
[as Max is escaping] Turn around slowly.

Maxwell Smart:
[turns around to find Bruce and Lloyd coming around the corner with forced angry facial expressions and Bruce holding a gun] Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.

Lloyd:
We never thought you were.

Bruce:
Yeah, we love you, man.

Maxwell Smart:
Then what's with the firearm and the freak-show expression?

Bruce:
For the security camera. If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.

Maxwell Smart:
[looks up at the camera then looks back] Got it.

[Burce and Lloyd shuffle forward stiffly and regain fighting stances and angry expressions]

Maxwell Smart:
Where are the Chief and 99?

Bruce:
They flew to L.A. to talk to the President.

Maxwell Smart:
I need to get out of here before someone else comes to stop me.

Bruce:
I suggest you overpower us.

Maxwell Smart:
Good idea. Bruce I will smash you in the face.

Bruce:
[rather pleasantly] Thank you.

Maxwell Smart:
Lloyd, I will simulate your disembowelment.

Lloyd:
[whimpers slightly]

Maxwell Smart:
Ready? One... [Bruce flinches] Not yet! I haven't punched you yet. React when I punch you.

Bruce:
[regains firearm] Oh, yeah.

Maxwell Smart:
One, two, three. [punches to the left but Bruce falls to his left] Wrong way.

Lloyd:
OK, wait. You should know sometimes I faint.

Maxwell Smart:
I'm not actually going to hit you.

Lloyd:
No, but when I see blood, or talk about blood, or think about blood...

Maxwell Smart:
There will be no blood. Hang in there. Hang in, buddy.

Lloyd:
[faints]