Ghost in a Teeny Bikini2006

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Hmm. Indeed. Very interesting.

Muffin Baker:
What's it say?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
It says... well, let me cut to the chase. In a word, Silas has turned this solemn occasion into a treasure hunt of sorts.

Evilyn:
Excuse me?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Yes; Silas has hidden a key, somewhere in the estate, that opens a... small treasure box, also hidden somewhere on the estate, which contains within it the deeds to his properties and his big book.

Marsh:
What does it all mean?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Finders keepers, my dear Marsh. I suggest we all pool our resources and work together. That way, should we find any treasure, we can divide the estate evenly.

Muffin Baker:
I'll think about it and I'll let you know. I don't like people trying to kill me, Mr. Weisenheimer!

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Wait.

Evilyn:
What now, Daddy dearest?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
There's something I didn't tell the others. There's a mention of Muffin in this will. It seems she used to play in this house as a child. And something about that period of time plays into all of this, but I haven't quite figured out yet what it is.

Evilyn:
Well, we'll have to watch her... carefully.

Tabitha the Ghost:
Oh, yeah? Well, I know something you don't know, and I'm not gonna tell you what it is.