Girl Walks Into a Bar2011

Henry:
Hey sorry about that.

Francine Driver:
Oh, no problem.

Henry:
I'd like to make it up to you.

Francine Driver:
No need. I see you're the kind of guy that takes initiative.

Henry:
Is that bad?

Francine Driver:
No, it will serve you well. Don't they card people anymore?

Henry:
I'm older than I look.

Francine Driver:
12?

Henry:
Cheers. Henry.

Francine Driver:
Francine.

Henry:
Can I ask you a question Francine?

Francine Driver:
It depends.

Henry:
By some miracle of circumstance I happened to look over there and you were lifting your shirt for that guy.

Francine Driver:
Mm, that's not a question.

Henry:
My question, and call me a hopeless romantic, is about the extraordinary possibility of those being real. Could they be?

Francine Driver:
You need to grow up. And get a girlfriend.

Henry:
I have a girlfriend.

Francine Driver:
Where is she?

Henry:
Stood me up.

Francine Driver:
Aww, a tale of woe playing on my sympathy. Good luck with that.