God's Gift to Women1931

Dr. Louis Dumont:
If you want to live, you must obey my orders implicitly.

Toto Duryea:
Of course I will, Doctor. I want to follow your orders. You don't think I want my aorta to burst, do you? Give me orders. Give me a lot of orders. Enough to do me a long time.

Dr. Louis Dumont:
First of all, you must avoid all excitement.

Toto Duryea:
Yes sir.

Dr. Louis Dumont:
You must stop drinking entirely.

Toto Duryea:
Not even a glass of wine at dinner?

Dr. Louis Dumont:
Not a drop. But, most important of all, you must give up your career as a great lover.

Toto Duryea:
But, I have given up that career.

Dr. Louis Dumont:
But, you must give up on women entirely.

Toto Duryea:
Oh, there's only one woman in my life, now.

Dr. Louis Dumont:
That's one too many.

Toto Duryea:
What? Why, I couldn't do with less. Did you know that one is next to none at all?

Dr. Louis Dumont:
That's enough to put you in the grave.