Vacation1983

Ed, the car salesman:
Wait a minute, I'll get to the bottom of this, we'll find your car. Davenport!

Davenport:
Yes, Mr. Ed.

Ed, the car salesman:
Where is Mr. Griswold's Sports Wagon?

Davenport:
I don't know.

Ed, the car salesman:
I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Now I can get you the Sports Wagon; the only problem is that it may take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it.

Clark Griswald:
Ed, I'm not your average fool.