Grand Theft Auto V2013

Michael De Santa:
You... are a hipster!

Trevor Philips:
What?

Michael De Santa:
You're a hipster.

Trevor Philips:
I hate hipsters.

Michael De Santa:
Classic hipster denial.

Trevor Philips:
I abhor hipsters. I eat them for fun!

Michael De Santa:
Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.

Trevor Philips:
Well, I really f***ing do!

Michael De Santa:
Self hatred. Common hipster affliction.

Trevor Philips:
Only because I'm living out here away from the Bean Machines, and the bankers?

Michael De Santa:
You're gentrifying. Soon, the skinny jeans will show up, then the skinny lattes, and then the bankers. And you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you're what the hipsters aspire to be. You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

Trevor Philips:
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullshit. And you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.

Michael De Santa:
Hipster.

Trevor Philips:
F*** you! F*** you, Michael! Say it again!

Michael De Santa:
I've made my point. I'm not a sadist.