Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories2005

Lenny:
[Razor noise in the background] Uh, yeah, uh Hello?

Lazlow Jones:
Yes, hello, You're on Chatterbox. Eh, what's that noise?

Lenny:
Uh, my names Lenny and I wanna talk about shaving.

Lazlow Jones:
Ok, what's the trouble? You got a weird rash?

Lenny:
Uh, um, there's no trouble. I just can't stop.

Lazlow Jones:
Ugh, WHAT?

Lenny:
I love it. I realized something really important.

Lazlow Jones:
Oh, God...

Lenny:
If you shave downstairs it looks a lot bigger. If you remove the brush, the tree looks massive!

Lazlow Jones:
What are you talking about?

Lenny:
Yeah man! Now I don't have to get surgery down there! I thought I would just share that with a few people. Come on Lazlow, don't tell me you haven't thought about it.

Lazlow Jones:
Where do you get ideas like this?

Lenny:
Like, my mom said-uh...

Lazlow Jones:
All right. This shows going great! All right, this is Chatterbox. Whatever's on your mind. However big or small, just give me a call. Line 3...

Lenny:
If you shave downstairs it looks a lot bigger.

Lazlow Jones:
[Whimpering] Go away, PLEASE stop calling this show!