Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories2006

Lionel Makepeace:
Right now, to prove how much our sales team thinks of keeping our listeners, here's Fernando at Doggy-Style Pets.

Fernando:
Thanks Lionel. You really are sounding like the estrogen is taking over. I am Fernando Martinez. Right now, I broadcast live from Doggy-Style Pet Store. When I get emotional, I get a puppy, Lionel. And when I feel better, I say, "Fernando, you don't need a puppy anymore. You need a woman with big hips that bear the child that will someday rise up against you, and fight you to the death." So I throw the puppy away, and take the wench by the hair.

Lionel Makepeace:
Fernando, what the hell are you talking about?

Fernando:
I am talking about the jungle, Lionel. About being the king of the jungle. Like a kitten that is half-off when you stop at the Doggy-Style Pet Store, downtown. Maybe you need to move some yayo. A puppy is perfect. Or maybe you are slow, like your mom was exposed to DDT, and you like a pet turtle. They have lots of turtles here! Fernando likes guinea pigs. But I date an Italian girl and she no like it. And plus, they don't taste like real pig. My mouth is all furry. It's like the '60s all over again. The women, they are so hairy. They don' believe in shaving. Come see us here. Fernando will find you something to cuddle with. I guarantee it. Let's play a powerful track.

Lionel Makepeace:
That is my line.