Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories2006

Lionel Makepeace:
That was more powerful than any chemical that could course through your veins. A mark on your soul. And speaking of souls, our very own Fernando is broadcasting live at Cinder Beast Tattoo at Vice Point. Fernando?

Fernando:
That's right, Lionel. I am here at Cinder Beast Tattoos. There are things that last forever, like a paper degree. Or the time you play on the railroad tracks with your slow brother and he doesn't get out of the way in time. And you realize this is, how you say, a metaphor for the first sexual experience. You like roses? Or barbed wire? Or maybe you love someone so much, you want their name on your ass for all eternity. Or you want a tattoo of a mermaid and a gorilla? Or a man, slaying a dragon with his penis. These guys take good care of you. They use clean needles. They change them every week. They train for a very long time. Like, three days. And some of them have been in the joint so you know they have experience. For skulls on fire or Egyptian symbols of fertility, come to Cinder Beast Tattoos. This is Fernando Martinez for Emotion. Written on the heart, tattooed on the loins.

Lionel Makepeace:
I love that guy. He's like a spiritual force.