Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories2006

Jeremy Robard:
How long has it been since you've gone at top speed in a powerboat with two blondes in bikinis? Well that's too long. Hi, I'm Jeremy Robard with some important information about masculinity and you. In today's times with women working in the office and men wearing pastels, pinks and eye shadow, it's vital you reaffirm your masculinity at every opportunity. Are you wasting away in an office, going bald and entertaining yourself by dropping pencils so your fat secretary bends over? You could be in the money, living an adventure. Take on the hottest, most prestigious profession of today: International Trade. It's a man's occupation, it's a career and it's an opportunity, all at once. All you have to do is lease one of our high-speed boats. No money down, no credit check and you'll be hauling glamorous international cargo in no time. And you don't have to go very far. Only about six miles off-shore to collect our special cargo and bring it back. It's as easy as 1-2-3, all at high speed. Like a man. Hey, if you love the ocean, partying, and genuine capitalism, the import/export business is for you. If you're ready to step into the future of masculinity, come see me, Jeremy Robard, at Robard's Import/Export in Viceport.