Gunfighter's Moon1995

Jack Morris:
Hey storekeeper!

Jordan Yarnell:
I hear ya!

Jack Morris:
I'm hungry!

Jordan Yarnell:
You'll get fed.

Spud Walker:
Like the rest of the hogs.

Jack Morris:
You really think you fast huh kid? Hell I know guys who would blow you away before you could spit!

Spud Walker:
You know what you remind me of Morris?

Jordan Yarnell:
Leave it be Spud.

Spud Walker:
A turd with lips.

Jack Morris:
[looking at Kristen] Come over here hunny, I can show you where you could put your neckline.

Jordan Yarnell:
You watch your mouth around her saddle tramp!

Jack Morris:
Yes sir Mr. Storekeeper. You got me so scared I've got the diarrhea.

Old Harry:
[just then Old Harry rushes in and Spud takes out and points his gun at Old Harry] Jesus, Spud!

Jack Morris:
Shoot him kid! Shoot the old fart!

Jordan Yarnell:
Jesus Christ Harry, you know better than to come barging in here like that! What do you want anyway?

Old Harry:
Huh? Oh yeah! You not going to believe it Jordan! You are not going to believe it!

Jordan Yarnell:
What ain't I not going to believe?

Old Harry:
Frank Morgan just rode into town!

Jordan Yarnell:
Damn.

Kristen Yarnell:
Who's Frank Morgan? Jordan? Who's Frank Morgan?

Jordan Yarnell:
He's some kind of gunfighter.

Old Harry:
Oh no! He ain't! Calling Frank Morgan just a gunfighter is like calling the desert dry! He is more than some kind of gunfighter Jordan. He's a honest to God, walking around legend!

Spud Walker:
Do you think he come to spring Morris?

Jack Morris:
Naw, he ain't come 2 spring Morris. He come to convert everybody to the baby Jesus.