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I remember the first time I tried to masturbate. I was in my bed and I was all alone in the dark, and, um, there were these next-door neighbors, these two kids I used to play with, and their mother used to water the lawn in this bikini, y'know, right in the front yard. Y'know, her name was Tracy. She was this, like, incredible, kind of southern belle woman, with beautiful breasts. And I remember I was laying on my stomach and rocking back and forth, getting an adolescent erection, and I guess that if I was an adult I would've cum, but instead I got this incredibly horrible pain in my penis. And it hurt for a long time, and I always thought that that was the result of being turned on to my next-door neighbors' mother.

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