Haggard2003

Ryan Dunn:
That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?

Girl at Coffee Shop:
It means desire.

Ryan Dunn:
Desire huh? What the f*** does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with f***in' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to f***in' gay porn.