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Rick:
[after seeing Brent vandalize Fred's car] Take it easy, okay? Relax!

Brent:
No! YOU take it easy! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. F***, no! You're not gonna get away with it! NEVER! EVER!

Meg:
[appears with Paige] Brent?

Brent:
Mother? What are you doing here?

Fred:
Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom?

Brent:
[to Meg] How does he know your name?

Meg:
Well, we, uh...

Brent:
[shocked] What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherf***ing soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby a**hole... my MOTHER?

Fred:
No! No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom! All I did was fake chow her! All right?

Rick:
It's true!

Brent:
[drops his crowbar] That's it. You two are dead men!

[pulls out a gun]

Fred:
WHOA! HE'S GOT A GUN!

Meg:
Brent, where did you get that?

Brent:
Grandpa's closet!