Hatchet2006

Ben:
Come on, this is gonna be fun.

Marcus:
About as fun as crabs.

Ben:
You would know.

Marcus:
Screw that waitress from Fezzywigs, man.

Ben:
You did.

Marcus:
I didn't know she had bugs in her bush!

Ben:
She was scratching herself all night! What do you mean you didn't know? You can't hook up with itchy chicks, Marcus. Everyone knows that.

Marcus:
She said it was a reaction to her fabric softener. I saw it, I asked.

Ben:
Fabric softener!

Marcus:
Look at you Mister Bigshot. Everyone knows that. When's the last time you got laid?

Ben:
...I have sex all the time...

Marcus:
-shut up.