Have Dreams, Will Travel2007

Cassie:
[to her aunt and uncle, about needing a double mattress] Y'know with my legs stiffening up sometimes and the two of us being married and all.

Cassie's Uncle:
You're married?

Cassie's Aunt:
That must be what kids call going steady these days.

Ben:
No, we're actually married. [Cassie smiles and displays her "ring"]

Cassie's Aunt:
[looking a little confused] Was it a large wedding?

Cassie:
Oh, about twenty or thirty head. Mostly hogs and some sows.

Ben:
Oh, and pigs.

Cassie:
Yes, there were several pigs in attendence as well.

Cassie's Aunt:
[still looking confused] Well, I guess we'll get you a double mattress then.