Heaven Help Me, I'm in Love2005

Guy:
You know there's a conspiracy goin' on, don't you? Our government's in cahoots with them Arabs, man. It's some serious sh*t! You see how expensive gasoline is nowadays, right? Well, they rigged all the stoplights in America to stay red for as long as possible without it lookin' too suspicious. That way, you're not only wastin' gas, meanin' you'll have to go and buy more right away, you're runnin' late! Your boss fires you for always gettin' to work late, you lose everything, you blow your brains out... It's just another plot to keep the workin' man down. Life's a b*tch.