Hemvärnets glada dagar2006

Wille Frid:
Captain! I would like to suggest a way to avoid the Soviet war machine.

Kapten Sten Jern:
Avoid it? How?

Wille Frid:
When we're on the battlefield, instead of splitting into two tents, we all sleep in one tent. When the russians bomb the empty tent, they'll believe they've killed half of us, but we sleep in the other one and we all survive.

Kapten Sten Jern:
What if they bomb the tent everybody's sleeping in?

Wille Frid:
Then we'll run like hell into the other one.

Kapten Sten Jern:
What if they bomb both of them?

Wille Frid:
[thinks for a while] Oh, no?

[pause]

Wille Frid:
Can they be such bastards?

Werner Jern:
[steps up] Father! We'll set up three tents.