Hesher2010

Hesher:
I pulled this gas tank from an old Chevy. I wanted to blow it up, so I did. What I didn't think about was all the little bits of metal that were going to fly out in every direction. I almost killed myself. I woke up in this hospital and this doctor was like, "Son..." and I said "Don't call me son, you f***ing c*nt." And he was like, "You blew off your nut." pause I just lost my nut, like that. I went f***ing crazy. I assaulted a nurse or a doctor, I don't really remember. I got arrested. I went to juvee. All I could think about was my f***ing nut, man. I'm missing a nut. What am I going to do? I had to go looking for it, right? So I busted out of juvee and I went searching. I couldn't find my nut. pause Well, there was this one night I was sitting there and I was taking a sh*t and I was looking at my balls and I was staring at this little piece of flabby sack where my left nut used to be. And then I saw my right nut for the first time. I was like F*** MAN, MY NUT! Look I have one, I still have a nut. Right? It's a good nut, it works. God or the f***ing devil or whoever the f*** it is you know he left me with one good nut. I still have a f***ing nut and it works. And my f***ing dick works too. pause Okay, you lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.