Hjelp! Jeg er en fisk

     

Hjelp! Jeg er en fisk2000



The Shark:
[after swimming through the potion, the two transform and gain the ability to speak] What happened? [realizing he can talk] Whoa! What's that sound?

Joe:
[stammering before realizing he can also talk] Mmm. I believe we have acquired the power of speech, my voracious friend.

The Shark:
Uh...

Joe:
[slurping up potion] I can talk. I can think. [bottling potion] Mmm, what a delicious beverage. Can you feel the power? Can you... taste it?

The Shark:
Taste it? [spotting a fish, which he eats] Ah! Food! [belching in Joe's face] Oi! Clean my teeth! There's stuff in the cracks.

Joe:
Henceforth, oral hygiene is no longer my department.

The Shark:
What?

Joe:
[flatly] I don't clean anymore. Try dental floss. From now on, I call the shots. Where there's brain power, I can have fame, fortune, servants.

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