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Fly:
[Fly and his friends are trapped in a cage with a crab guarding them] Hey, you! Crab!

The Crab:
It's against military regulations for a guard to converse with prisoners!

Fly:
You are one poor excuse for a soldier, buddy. Pretty wimpy.

The Crab:
Whaddaya mean wimpy?

Fly:
A soldier is disciplined, brave, and above all, strong.

The Crab:
What?

Fly:
[standing in front of cage bar] Well, for starters, I bet your pathetic claw can't even put a dent in this iron bar.

The Crab:
Oh yeah? Check this out! Watching?

Fly:
Yeah.

The Crab:
Ready?

Fly:
Yeah, yeah!

The Crab:
[gets ready to cut cage, but hesitates] Nah, too easy.

Fly:
[points to another bar] Wait, wait, what about this one?

The Crab:
Trivial!

Fly:
No no, this is the perfect test for your strength. We're talking one hundred percent titanium here. [the crab decides to snap the key instead] No, not-not the key!