Hjelp! Jeg er en fisk

Hjelp! Jeg er en fisk2000



Joe:
[to the crab and Shark] Useless! The pair of you! You're not fit for sushi! I sentence you to execution!

The Shark:
Uhh... what's that?

Joe:
Shark! Chew up that useless crab and eat yourself when you've finished!

The Shark:
[about to eat the crab] Yeh... uh... well... [turns angrily to Joe]

Joe:
[realizing his mistake] Uh... I mean, um, no no, uh, that won't do, ah, my mistake. Nobody has to execute themselves in a civilized society. [spotting another fish] You!

Seabass:
Ah, who? Me?

Joe:
Yes, you! Because of your long and loyal service to me, I hereby appoint you chief executioner.

Seabass:
Ah! Ohh, thank you, sir. Ah, thank you, sir! Thank you, thank you, thank y - [Shark devours him]

Joe:
Uh, on the other fin, we could just call it water under the bridge. A great leader is distinguished by his ability to forgive. Shark, I hereby appoint you offensive commander!

The Shark:
[calls the other fish to order] Atten-tion! Go and get those three infuriating fish and bring them to me *now*!

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