Hogfather2006

Death:
I have made this for you. [hands Susan a damp cardboard square]

Susan:
Oh, thank you. What is it?

Death:
Albert said there ought to be snow on it, but it appears to have melted. It is, of course, a Hogswatch card.

Susan:
Oh.

Death:
There should have been a robin on it as well, but I had considerable difficulty in getting it to stay on.

Susan:
Ah.

Death:
It was not at all cooperative.

Susan:
Really?

Death:
It did not seem to get into the Hogswatch spirit at all.