Hokuto no Ken1986

Brave Old Villager:
Why? Why would the man who killed Zender and saved our village send these animals here to kill us? I can't believe the fist of the north star would do such a thing!

Abusive Bad Guy:
Oh yeah? Guess again!

[Raises his big hammer to kill but gets forcely and unexpectedly hit by Rei]

Abusive Bad Guy:
Who's that guy?

Rei:
My name is Rei and I am looking for the man you describe. The man with the seven wounds who calls himself fist of the north star.

Abusive Bad Guy:
I'll give you this much. You got gutts walking in like this. Give me that! So, with all due respect. I'll let you be the one who cut his head off.

Rei:
That's quite an honor but I hate for you to miss all that fun on my account. Are you sure about this?

Abusive Bad Guy:
Hey, what are friends for right?

[Rei easily and quickly uses the weapon on the bad guy]

Abusive Bad Guy:
[Before dying] Wait a minute, I was talking about the other guy.

Rei:
Silly me. What a foolish mistake.

Abusive Bad Guy:
I got a splitting headache.

Rei:
[after grinding aproaching enemies to pieces] Now take me to your boss! Ken, the man with the seven wounds, the fist of the north star.

Abusive Bad Guy:
The hell I will!

[Ken appearing from behind]

Kenshir?:
One question! Satisfy my curiosity, that statue in the town square, who is it supposed to be?

Big Chin Bad Guy:
Fist of the north st aargh

[Interrupted by the fist of Kenshiro]

Kenshir?:
It's a good likeness but it is not the fist of the north star! My brother Jagi always did have a glass jaw.