VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle1996

Bob:
By the time Dave's brothers arrived at King Saul's camp battle lines have been drawn between the Philistines and Israelites and as was a custom in their day the armies lined up and yelled at each other

Jean Claude:
Hello Israelites you are pigs! And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!

Phillipe:
Ah yes After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our slippers!

Jean Claude:
Yes and iron our trousers!

Phillipe:
And wipe our little noses!

Jean Claude:
And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! (laughs) Don't you have anything to say?

Jimmy Gourd:
Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.

Jerry Gourd:
Yeah! Me too!

Jean Claude:
This is gonna be easier than we thought Ya know I think I can save us all a lotta time How about if we bring out our strongest man and you bring out your strongest man and they will fight? If our champ beats your champ you will be our slaves but if your champ defeats ours we will be your slaves! What do ya think about that?

Bob:
Israelites were getting kinda tired of the yelling and the Philistines did seem a little on the small side so King Saul agreed

Archie:
Seems like a reasonable idea Alright we agree send out your champion

Peas:
Hey Goliath!