Holy Matrimony1994

Female Officer:
Welcome to the U.S. of A.

Ezekiel:
Thank you.

Female Officer:
Do you have anything to declare?

Ezekiel:
[stammering] We're visiting family in Montana for the day... visiting family in Montana for the day...

Female Officer:
Okay, I heard you the first time. Do you have anything to declare?

Ezekiel:
[confused] Um... family... in Montana... for the day...

Female Officer:
[realizes that Zeke doesn't understand the question] Do you have anything to DECLARE? Anything you want to tell me?

Ezekiel:
[thinks he's been caught] Alright, my brother robbed a fair!

[starts freaking out]

Ezekiel:
Rats! In my face! All night long! I don't wanna go to jail! I hate face rats!

[faints into the steering wheel]

Havana:
[tries to rouse Zeke] I am sorry. It is our honeymoon. He is just nervous.

Female Officer:
He's looking a little green, isn't he?

Havana:
They're still trainable that way.

Female Officer:
This farming permit isn't legal in the States, so you'll have to drive. He can try again when he starts shaving.