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Clay:
You make me feel like a real man. M-maybe my whole life has been a total lie and I'm not gay. I think I'm in love with you.

Clay:
[stroking Matt's cheek] Now make love to me. Please.

Matt:
I think I'm gonna puke.

Clay:
Dude, this is what all ladies really dream about - the fag who's not afraid to eat his best girlfriend's p*ssy.

Matt:
You don't know sh*t about being gay.

Clay:
Oh, yeah, well, there's a campus sexual identity support group meeting this afternoon. Get my gay on there.

Matt:
Do you have any other goals in life besides getting laid?

Clay:
You mean like writing the great American novel, making a million dollars, stopping world hunger, that sort of thing?

Matt:
Exactly.

Clay:
Dude, I'm a B-student from Wisconsin, okay? My... my mom drives a school bus. My dad manages a Target store. Now, future happiness for guys like me means Saturday afternoon BBQ's, a sweet deal on a new civic, and the occasional blow job from my wife. And until I take that sad journey into cultural purgatory, my goal in life is - yeah - to get as much ass as I can.