Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

Homestar Runner:
Hey Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great.

Strong Bad:
Look, for the last time, I'm not The Spanish Inquisition, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck! I'm Carmen freakin' Sandiego!

Marzipan:
I like Cab Calloway.

Strong Bad:
Okay, Poopsmith, that's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're *Lazer Tag*? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract than that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer Tag? Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

The King of Town:
Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a *girl* two years in a row.

Strong Bad:
Oh ho ho ho, you asked for it, King.

[Strong Mad punches The King of Town]

Marzipan:
What's wrong with girls?

Bubs:
Did any of you guys go to that house that was giving out change? I changed my costume and went back ten times. I made 35 dollars!

Strong Sad:
Did you guys go to that house where they let you into this big room and there's all these people wearing black hoods and they ask you these questions about life and existence and if you answer them wrong you get eternal damnation, but if you answer them right you get a Twizzler?

Strong Bad:
Um, no.

Homestar Runner:
No.

Coach Z:
Nope.

The King of Town:
No.

Bubs:
Nope.

The Cheat:
[a The Cheat noise that means, "No."]

Strong Mad:
No.

Marzipan:
No.

Strong Sad:
Oh, never mind.

Marzipan:
I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year.

Coach Z:
Say, Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove: a doo'rear, a doo'ri, a doo'rear, a doo'ri!

[He grooves around a little]

Homestar Runner:
I really have to pee.

Strong Bad:
Yeah, and the Poopsmith's not smelling any rosier, neither.

Homestar Runner:
Oh, oh, I've got an idea! Let's totally freak 'em out. Let's repeat the stuff that we just said! Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great...